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I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.

as a woman I vow:

whothefuckisbambii:

1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).

2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).

3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.

I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.

(Source: love-bambii)

adornoble:

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET


I REMEMBER THIS SHOW

adornoble:

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

I REMEMBER THIS SHOW

(Source: mainstreetmickey)

punkassliam:

No man will ever satisfy me as much as the Up All Night album did

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

joshpeck:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

madeline-alexis:

Adam Scott is bae. Because golf and look at that face.

madeline-alexis:

Adam Scott is bae. Because golf and look at that face.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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